Vampires! (Fright Night)
Monsters (Jason from Friday 13th)
Spookies (Freddy from Nightmare on Elm Street)
Werewolves! (Van Halsing)
I can go on ghost hunts (which I did last year and will do again this Sunday)!
I can go walk in abandoned places at 2 in the morning.
I can get lost in the corn maze for hours before I get out.
I can wander in the cold night under the full moon walking my labyrinths.
I can go to haunted places such as:
Waverly Hills Sanatorium, haunted forests, scary mazes, hanging out at the bar giving out 'creepy' drinks and admiring each other's costumes at "Halloween Bash at The Bard's Town."
....and I don't have to worry about finding a babysitter and checking my watch;
....and I don't have to worry about whether the kid wants to cut the trip short because it's "too cold", "too boring" or "have to cut it short because of school tomorrow;"
....and I don't have to worry whether if the kid can handle the scary part:
....and I don't have to worry about the kid needing therapy later on if I wear a scary clown mask and jump out from under the bed scaring someone witless.
Now I feel much better for one thing. :)